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One owner Hertz Ideal for enthusiast Total restoration needed Mechanic's Special Needs major overhaul Good mechanics Bad body Good body Bad Mechanics Marriage forces sale It can be done in a Spider, they did, and must get married Stored two years Engine seized, small maple growing through chassis No dealers No body knows anything about these cars Collector's item Price is over-inflated Good tires That's all that is good about it Excellent condition Buyer beware Divorce forces sale Spent more time and money on car than wife Company car forces sale I've got a better job and getting a decent car Baby forces sale Can't pour any more money into this thing House forces sale Neighbors complaining In need of total restoration In pieces Lack of time forces sale Spent more time than it's worth Dismantled for restoration I can't put it back together Slight accident damage Total write off OBO (or best offer) I may come down 50 bucks Offers I haven't the nerve to put a price on the car Daily Driver High mileage and million things need fixn' Genuine mileage Disconnected speedo-cable Good driver Looks terrible Runs strong same as above Owned by lil' old lady from Pasadena Will bargain I'll get mad, you won't buy the car and I'll hit you Will consider trade Anything to get out from under this dog Some rust You can brake like Fred Flintstone
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